hiiiii everybody,

below is a tree little pigs story for all of u to read!!

someone send me in email if u wan can juz tell me lor.

> >> >>>>This is very farnee one?.must read with local slang> >>>>> >>>> THE > >>THREE LITTLE PIGS - SINGLISH> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>Ones upon a time got tree > >>little pig call them ah beng ah seng and ah > >>>>tee.> >>>>They think > >>they big already and no wan to liv wif mama because live with > >>>>mama > >>sometimes quite pek chek and also can become swaku.> >>>>So they say > >>goodbye to their mama and go out of house .mama tell them to > >>>>be > >>careful of the big bad woof because you know this big bad sabo king > > >> >>>>wan to eat them. they tell their mama “we know lah, not scared one. > >>we > >>>>build house so wolf cannot het us.if he try he will be sorry.?> > >> >>>>The first pig ah beng think he very clever, he also cannot wait one, > >> > >>>>very kancheong type one. so he build house fast fast. How ? Aiyoh, > >>use > >>>>straw lor, just tie n tie n tie together and the finish liao. > >>This woof > >>>>very clever one, so he pretend say nice things and ask ah > >>beng let him > >>>>inside house. Ah beng also quite clever, he say “no > >>way lah. i know you, > >>>>cannot blarf me one. Sorry u not welcome here.? > >>The wolf say, “u no let > >>>>me in mare, you dare mare? I blow your > >>house down then u know.? He blow > >>>>n blow n poon n poon n he use all > >>his inside strength n jia lat man, ah > >>>>beng’s house come down. The > >>pig faster faster run to his brother house.> >>>>Now this second pig, ah > >>seng also build one house better one lah. Use > >>>>abastos- more strong > >>right? More steady lah. Alamak this woof also come > >>>>to the house and > >>pretend and ask the pig let him in. ah beng got tell ah > >>>>seng > >>everything ready, so they both not let tua pai lan in. so the wolf > > >> >>>>say, ? skew me. If u no let me come in, I will blow the house down.? > >>The > >>>>two pig think how can, this house abastos how to blow down one? > >>So they > >>>>dun care lah. Carry on do their own thing lor. Now outside > >>this big bad > >>>>wolf buey tahan lah, stupid how can suan tua pai lan. > >>So he breathe in n > >>>>breathe out and get ready to poon the house down. > >>The two pigs in the > >>>>house can even make face at the wolf, wah lao, > >>they so boh chap! So the > >>>>wolf poon n poon n poon until lung nearly > >>pecha, and then the abastos > >>>>shake n shake n shake and then alamak > >>also come down. Wah biang, the two > >>>>pigs scared until hiam hiam see, > >>quick quick run to ah tee house. when > >>>>ah tee come, open big door > >>wide wide, welcome them. Ah tee house use > >>>>bricks one. The wolf come > >>again and the two pigs tell him cannot chiam > >>>>song, they no let him > >>in. he really pek chek, so he poon n poon n poon. > >>>>Suay for him lah > >>this house cannot come down. He poon until lung go > >>>>bust. Then he got > >>heart attack and then go into coma, lagi jia lat. Wah > >>>>lao, the tree > >>brother inside so happy, celebrate like mad because enemy > >>>>number one > >>kenna already, no give them trouble any more- kanna coma n in > >>>>those > >>days no oxygen tank, no ang chap lee chia around so he die lah! > >>>>The > >>tree pigs live together and have a good time together.> >>>>> >>>>Moral of > >>the story.> >>>>> >>>>1) do things slow slow must plan, think, plan > >>,think. Nowadys they say > >>>>strategic planning. No lush n lush n chin > >>chai build. Must use your > >>>>blain! Chin chi do things ownself die- > >>never think, how can use straw > >>>>build house, how can house be strong, > >>sure kenna one lah.> >>>>2) Dun be so tum sim. Blow down one house, two > >>house not enough want to > >>>>blow down all tree. Give ppl some face, dun > >>be too hao lian! In the end > >>>>tum sim also kenna ? wolf kenna heart > >>attack. Same lah we all also > >>>>liddat, enough is enough, some ppl pia > >>until they mati.> >>>>3) Those who got must kongsi with those who no got > >>then the world surely > >>>>better place. Remember, if u got and your > >>neighbour no got, kongsi lah. > >>>>And those who tumpang cannot tumpang > >>too long, or else . but when kong > >>>>si right hand must not know what > >>left hand give or else no use lah. This > >>>>means kongsi quietly, dun > >>let the whole world know u give. Very cheem > >>>>right?> >>>>>

i noe veri long.. budden nice lor. maybe not to others but to me. i lyk it! (:

esther (: